2005 Ford Excursion XLS for sale in Houston TX

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the king of the road - the 2005 Ford Excursion XLS. This baby has got it all and then some!

First off, let's talk about the factory default features. This beast comes equipped with a 6.0-liter V8 engine that can haul just about anything you throw its way. It's got power windows, power locks, and power mirrors (because who wants to do anything manually these days?). And don't even get me started on the cruise control - you can finally relax those toes and let the Excursion do the work for you.

But wait, there's more! This vehicle has got a CD player (yes, you read that right, a CD player) and an AM/FM radio. You can finally bust out those mixtapes from high school and cruise down memory lane. And if that's not enough, it's got an AC system that'll make you feel like you're in the middle of the Arctic (even in the middle of summer).

Now, let's talk about the mileage. This bad boy has got less than 173,000 miles on it, averaging less than 10,000 miles per year. That's like a 90-year-old who's only walked 10 miles in their lifetime. This vehicle is in excellent overall condition, so you can rest assured that you won't be stranded on the side of the road anytime soon.

So, if you want to feel like the king of the road, come on down and take this 2005 Ford Excursion XLS for a spin. Just make sure you've got your shades on because the future is looking bright in this bad boy.